In late 2004, after years of intense math calculations, four men determined the world wasn’t weird enough and decided to encase themselves in spray-painted fiberglass.  They then picked up some musical instruments, wrote a few songs and took to the road in an effort to bring about a few moments of fun and jubilation amidst the cold thundering machine of life

And so began, The Killer Robots.

Over the years, The Killer Robots graced many stages and on countless occasions they fought alongside Abraham Lincoln against the mutant forces of Monko the Gladiator, The Vicious Mosquito, The Living Asteroid, Space Blob and Motorgod.

Some would run from the venues covering their ears in horror and confusion.  Others would stay and welcome the journey into cosmic chaos.  The United Earthling Front could always be counted on to join the melee with their mighty pool noodles and after the fight, bask in the great post-battle confetti storm.

Those adventures are now the stuff of legend and The Killer Robots have all but faded from the cosmic stage these days.  But who knows, the stars may align once again and The Killer Robots could indeed return to the front with their weapons of Gamaradia 5 and bring about another age of Metal and Chrome.